WHOO!!! I know that was a long time ago, but, I GOT TO SEE JEFF DUNHAM LIVE!!! You feel jealous nao. ^^

It was awesome. I even met someone there who I don't think I'll ever see again, but she was very nice and, just like me, liked mice. Oh, yeah, the mouse saga . . . that was funny . . . all of a sudden, a bunch of girls behind me and the girl jump up and start screaming and stuff (this was before the show started so I didn't miss anything). Then, just like those pop-up toys babies play with, the people started jumping up in a line heading straight for me. Then I hear someone shout (well, not shout, more like scream), "MOUSE!!!" and I'm just sitting there thinking, "You're scared of a little field mouse?" Then the mouse comes by me and the girl, and it's big freakin' mouse. I'm not kidding, it was as big around as a stick of butter, probably a little bigger! I think, with the tail, it was longer, too.

I'm just sitting there thinking, "Holy crap that's a huge mouse!" Then the girl beside me tries to catch it. Then I try to help her . . . then the mouse runs back towards the group of girls who scream again, then it runs back towards me and streaks away under a trailer. A little boy by the trailer is looking for the mouse . . . I told him not to even think of hurting it or I'd be protecting it. Yes, I'm in love with rodents like that. . . .

Well, back to the show. My dad got me an Achmed doll. ^v^ A 50$ Achmed doll. And guess what? I haven't lost it yet! . . . Crap, where'd I put it? Oh, here it be! *hugs Achmed doll* Oh, yes, my mom got a Peanut doll, and my sister got Walter. Why? I could tell you, but I don't feel like it. But my dad is just awesome like that most of the time.

Here are some of the jokes Jeff performed for us:
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My favorite is the Taste of China. Lol ^^ No fork . . . fish. . . .